a guy gets bored and calls the number

machine:hi and thank you for calling drug store how are we doing number
to tell us of your experience in our stores press 1

guy:press 1

machine: hi this is mike thanks for calling how may I help you

guy:yea i am calling about my experience at 1 of your stores today

mike:ok tell me about it

guy:it was 1 of the worse trips to a store i have ever had there was 2 ugly guys walking around naked and there was someone taking a dump in 1 of those handicap toilets that was for sale there

so i went over to buy a condom the hole reason i was there and there was guys taking them out of the box and trying them on and when he didn't like it he put it back in the box and put the box back

well i found that kind i needed went up to the casher,she looked at what i was buying then looked at my ring finger realized that i wasn't married and started to preach to me of how sex should be done after a couple is married.then she realized i was also buying a magazine with girls that was hardly dressed in it and i hate to get into how crazy she went then.

I payed for the stuff walked out to my car and the casher followed me all the way there and wouldn't stop preaching at me

so when i got home i decided to call you,So I though you should know about it

mike:well sir i am glad you had such a great experience at your local store please come again soon

mike hangs up

lol

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