The other day I was smoking some pot IN my house, I thought I had like a couple hours until my dad came home. But then my sister was like "DAD HERE!"
I said OH SHIT!
I had to hide everything, and I grabbed a can of spray,
and sprayed gallons of it EVERYWHERE!
He walked in and was like "damn, why does it smell so strong in here?"
I said, "Um, I just got done cleaning!"
I laughed my ass off!